That commercial for the new Eddie Murphy movie “One Thousand Words” gets me angry. Theres a line that says “What happens when a tree loses all its leaves?” and Eddie goes “I COULD DIE?!?!”

well… no.

When a tree loses its leaves it doesn’t die.

It’s just bare until spring.

So you won’t die, you’ll just lose your voice for a month or two and then it’s kinda a cyclic thing…. 

CHILL EDDIE

YOU GOOD